Of course they’ve discovered life on other planets. They just don’t want to share the telescope.

Thanks for spreading them around Steve! I guess this means we have to keep the quality up or your co-workers will hate you…

And thanks for the comments guys. Lis it would’ve been crude if she wasn’t wearing a bra at all, but apparently it’s child-safe if only a third of the chest is shown

Yep, he’s a determined little scamp. He’s 15, it’s his first time and he’s told all his buddies it’s going to happen. Unfortunately for him it’s all going to end prematurely. Later, back at school, he’ll fabricate a story about his conquest and ruin her pristine reputation, but will eventually learn the error of his ways and announce his wrong-doing on prom night to his shocked classmates. True story.